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sincerelysarahx:

If you’re my boyfriend and a girl with a fat ass walks by and I miss it it is your responsibility to point it out

cocoabutterbabe yaaaaassss
Anonymous Asked
QuestionMy boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN. Answer

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

cordialarchitect:

terradatassup:

reblogthings:

image

Is that a dishwasher?

no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…

jasecondson:

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

Did he say that for real lol

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

jugo-de-mango:

assdownloader:

christel-thoughts:

thebloominuniverse:

This is the back of james’ head. He hasn’t washed or brushed his hair in months, and all of it was pretty much dreaded. We just picked all of it our except this big one underneath that was too far gone! White peoples’ hair does dread naturally my friends :)

how many times do we have to say this… LOC’D BLACK PEOPLE WASH AND TEND TO THEIR HAIR REGULARLY. THERE IS NOTHING “NATURAL” ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE DOING. IT IS GROSS. IT IS UNKEMPT. IT IS EVERYTHING BLACKS WITH NATURAL HAIR ARE ACCUSED OF BEING WHEN WE ACTUALLY ARE NOT THAT. HOW DO YOU NOT GET THAT ACCUSING US OF BEING DIRTY, BY ASSERTING THIS IS THE SAME THING AS BLACKS WITH LOC’D HAIR, IS SOME WHITE SUPREMACIST FUCKSHIT?

it literally looks like the back of his head is taking a shit

:(((((
jugo-de-mango:

assdownloader:

christel-thoughts:

thebloominuniverse:

This is the back of james’ head. He hasn’t washed or brushed his hair in months, and all of it was pretty much dreaded. We just picked all of it our except this big one underneath that was too far gone! White peoples’ hair does dread naturally my friends :)

how many times do we have to say this… LOC’D BLACK PEOPLE WASH AND TEND TO THEIR HAIR REGULARLY. THERE IS NOTHING “NATURAL” ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE DOING. IT IS GROSS. IT IS UNKEMPT. IT IS EVERYTHING BLACKS WITH NATURAL HAIR ARE ACCUSED OF BEING WHEN WE ACTUALLY ARE NOT THAT. HOW DO YOU NOT GET THAT ACCUSING US OF BEING DIRTY, BY ASSERTING THIS IS THE SAME THING AS BLACKS WITH LOC’D HAIR, IS SOME WHITE SUPREMACIST FUCKSHIT?

it literally looks like the back of his head is taking a shit

:(((((

jugo-de-mango:

assdownloader:

christel-thoughts:

thebloominuniverse:

This is the back of james’ head. He hasn’t washed or brushed his hair in months, and all of it was pretty much dreaded. We just picked all of it our except this big one underneath that was too far gone! White peoples’ hair does dread naturally my friends :)

how many times do we have to say this… LOC’D BLACK PEOPLE WASH AND TEND TO THEIR HAIR REGULARLY. THERE IS NOTHING “NATURAL” ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE DOING. IT IS GROSS. IT IS UNKEMPT. IT IS EVERYTHING BLACKS WITH NATURAL HAIR ARE ACCUSED OF BEING WHEN WE ACTUALLY ARE NOT THAT. HOW DO YOU NOT GET THAT ACCUSING US OF BEING DIRTY, BY ASSERTING THIS IS THE SAME THING AS BLACKS WITH LOC’D HAIR, IS SOME WHITE SUPREMACIST FUCKSHIT?

it literally looks like the back of his head is taking a shit

:(((((

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

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forgetree:

super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

solarselection:

mango-emoji:

:(((

JESUS CHRIST

I’d have to skip town and start life anew if this shit happened to me.

Damn Milton wash your ass.

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

validx2:

My mama said send me some nudes immediately